Souvenirs in Space Program and Virgin Galactic

I want Virgin Galactic to help me pioneer the Souvenirs in Space Program.

I want Virgin Galactic to help me pioneer the Souvenirs in Space Program.

There’s been plenty of interest in space tourism, lately.

The ill-fated Virgin Galactic spacecraft crashed in the southwest and the Orion had a successful test launch from Cape Canaveral.

I imagine that Virgin will not be deterred by the crash that left the pilot dead and I want to partner up with Richard Branson on my entrepreneurial venture.

My idea?

The NASA Orion which is eventually taking people to Mars had a successful suborbital test.

The NASA Orion which is eventually taking people to Mars had a successful suborbital test.

I’m thinking about an experiment called the Souvenirs in Space program.

Laser satellites and space stations are destined to be popular visitor attractions in the near future.

With public and private shuttles to space, this is a new niche for Travelocity.com and souvenir vendors.

My guess is that it’s cheaper to import trinkets from earth rather than manufacture them in space.

The experiment would include determining the effects of multiple gravitational forces on Ninja Turtle astronaut action figures and whether or not the varnish on cedar coin banks decomposes in a vacuum.

As near as I can figure, there will be a lot of money made by companies using robotics to assemble video game computers in dust-free outer space, but the mega-bucks are going to be made in tourism.

If the Souvenirs in Space program experiment proves to be commercially feasible, my next plan is to get the restaurant concession on all the orbiting space stations.

Finding investors seems to be my main concern because I have a hunch the food would be pretty good, but I doubt if there would be  much atmosphere.

The #HandsUpDontShoot and #ICantBreathe protestors in Ferguson and NYC need closers

Protesters block highway 36 in Boulder, Colorado (Photo by the Daily Camera)

Protesters block highway 36 in Boulder, Colorado (Photo by the Daily Camera)

Even in white bread Boulder, Colorado protesters and marchers have taken it to the streets in the wake of the cop killings of  Michael Brown and Eric Garner.

The problem?

There’s no end game.

The movement needs closers.

Lot’s of glittering generalities scrawled on the placards – “justice for Mike”, “hands up don’t shoot”, “no killler cops” … reactionary causes like this are heavy on feel good symbolism and light on outcomes. I had high hopes for the Occupy movement, too, but that fizzled.

Already the Brown – Garner furor has waned and CNN is on to the next news cycle about CIA torture and vicious Sony emails.

That’s too bad.

About the only outlet that oppressed people have to get their larger communities to take notice is through civil and criminal disobedience and the willingness to accept the consequences of jail time and injury. The topic moved race relations to the forefront, though, even forcing Walmart to pull a TV ad.

Race riots around the country in 1964 got the nation's attention.

Race riots around the country in 1964 got the nation’s attention.

Back in the 1960s, segregation was a state’s right and legal in the south. The bus boycotts and restaurant sit-ins initially were not that successful but the 1964 riots in Chicago, Harlem and Philadelphia got people’s attention. This was also the first time there was TV news coverage.

What was the end game?

The Civil Rights Act of 1964.

This is the 50th anniversary of that legislation which passed by landslides in both houses of the US Congress and Lyndon Johnson’s trademark legislation carrying the torch for John Kennedy.

Half a century later, the country has come along way in civil rights, but what’s next?

No laws will change societal attitudes. That’s work that each person has to do on their own by looking in the mirror and deciding what kind of person they want to be; ask what values do they want to instill in their children and the children of others; decide if its work losing friends over their new outlooks.

It’s hard work.

You ask anyone and nobody will say they are “racist”.

Their rationales?

“I don’t burn churches and wear white hoods.” I hear people say they are “color blind.”

If a person is truly “color blind” they should be willing to give up personal power to people of color and oppressed people.

The work goes way beyond exchanging pleasantries at church coffees – although that’s a good start for some people.

the notion of cultural competency rears its head from time to time. It wouldn’t surprise me if there aren’t funds for this in the big federal program Obama unveiled the other day that would give money to local police departments to buy body cameras.  The problem is, cultural competency work is generally an “add-on” and not really integrated into the day to day workings. It gets discussed on a reactionary basis.

Quality of law enforcement can be plotted on a bell curve. On one end are bad cops that lie, cheat, steal and kill and on the other end are great cops that save kitties from trees, help a stranded motorist. We just need a whole bunch of okay cops, good cops. In fact, the vast majority are okay and good trying to make a living for themselves and their families. Here’s an example of a cop who caught a woman shoplifting eggs.

What were his choices?

He could embarrass her by a shake down in the store. He could call in back-up; He could see if the store wanted to press charges; or he could pay for the eggs, which he did. I doubt he got any special training to do this, but rather he’s just a nice guy.

I also think that people and police generally want to change their attitudes towards inclusion, but there aren’t any readily accessible day to day tools, other than, maybe through a church or nonprofit, or workplace.

Law enforcement officers catch the brunt of frustration and I think that’s just part of the job. If the protest groups get their acts together, what might be some outcomes for them for them to pursue? This is largely a local issue and here are a few ideas:

  • Work with civil service commissions police unions and citizen police boards to change their police testing and recruitment procedures to include stronger cultural competency indicators. Police departments do pretty good jobs weeding out the real bad apples and tests tend to be standardized and don’t control for race relations.
  • Work with police academies and college law enforcement departments to add additional training and classroom instruction about how to verbally deescalate situations. These two citizen killings escalated from stealing cigars and selling cigarettes to death. That’s a problem. There are companies that provide training about this. Deescalation classes should be a part of criminal justice college / university curricula and not just on the job workshops.
  • Develop new leadership by recruiting members for the city parks board, planning commission, housing committees. Once emerging leaders gain experience they can make runs for the city council or other elected offices.

About all the nationwide peaceful and violent demonstrations have accomplished is ruining the lives of two cops – Daniel Pantaleo and Darren Wilson – who will soon fade into oblivion and sold some newspapers. That’s not a very good return on investment, if you ask me.

The activists from the 1960s and 70s  are tired and there wasn’t much, if any, thought about passing on organizing skills to others. It’s a young people’s world now and there must be at least a few closers out in the fray …

It’s beginning to look a lot like …

Grumpy Cat wants you to give up commercial Christmas by fighting MCS.

Grumpy Cat wants you to give up commercial Christmas by fighting MCS.

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas … city sidewalks, busy sidewalks, dressed in holiday style … deck the halls … Yes, the hustle and bustle of the festive season are upon us once again.

One of the radio stations in town has been blaring holiday music for weeks, the iphone Christmas music playlists are set on repeat mode.

The pleasant aromas of fruitcakes and mince meat pies drifting from grandma’s house add to the yuletide atmosphere.

Norman Rockwellian scenes appear as woolen-clad youngsters anxiously peer into candy store windows while the tintinnabulation of the Salvation Army Santa bells rings in the background.

Although the times are filled with happiness and joy, many are stricken by a serious condition known as Merry Christmas Season — MCS, the crippler of young adults.

You may be stricken by MCS if you get in a fight on Black Friday.

You may be stricken by MCS if you get in a fight on Black Friday.

MCS is caused by the receipt of 10 or more Macy’s catalogs a week before election day and over exposure to large doses of Christmas decorations Thanksgiving week.

Early diagnosis will rid the population of this dreaded affliction. To combat the spread of MCS the American Merry Christmas Season Association has issued these four warning signals:

1. Coughing or shortness of breath while running across the store to take advantage of the pre-Black Friday X-Box special. This symptom reveals a deterioration of the stamina needed to put tinsel on the tree one strand at a time and not in clumps of 10 or more. Although this respiratory ailment may be caused by an allergic reaction to mistletoe or mulled wine, it’s best to have a check up.

2. The presence of a lump in your throat or elsewhere when a Craftsman Max Access Power Wrench, the Personal Pedi, or some other gift advertisement with the personal touch pops up on your facebook feed. If overcome by this urge, immediately hurry out and buy an iPad, or the equivalent. If you don’t have that kind of cash, go on Wheel of Fortune and buy a vowel.

3. An eyesore that does not heal after you have decorated your home with more flashing lights than Caesar’s Palace, hired a troupe of actors to depict the Nativity and enticed reindeer into your yard with salt blocks. To aid in the rehabilitation process have a winter garage sale and sell your house – and garage.

4. A change in shopping or mail habits noticed when you’re send out 500 Christmas cards to take advantage of bulk postage rates. After you purchase your plump butterball turkey, did you ask the clerk to have it wrapped in something suitable for a five year old, chronic signs could be developing.

If any of these warning signs persist for longer than a week past Veteran’s Day, see your counselor. MCS strikes 1 out of 3 people. Think of your two closest friends and if they seem okay, then it must be you!

Remember the American Merry Christmas Association this holiday season and give early and often on Colorado Gives Day.